let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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