I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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