Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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