Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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