i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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