weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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