You're so nebulous sometimes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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