Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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