we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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