i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you didnt know i had herpes?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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