Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
we're so committed to being not committed
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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