I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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