we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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