How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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