I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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