There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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