My nipple is on Facebook.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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