Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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