But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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