accomplished twins. life is a go
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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