i permit you to call me
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
