Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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