i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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