i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You've changed since you got that strap on
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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