i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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