You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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