Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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