Buhtt sex?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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