Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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