Barsexuality is the new black.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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