Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
