rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Randomize
