Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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