She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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