Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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