Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Randomize
