She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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