Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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