this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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