I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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