i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
