i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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