I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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