The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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