I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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