he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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