My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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