this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
