Im at strip club and am horny
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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