She's JV to your varsity
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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