i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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