But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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