..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
